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No. That is not right.
It's not right!

2
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There are things in life we
do because we must, Quill.

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Not because we want to.

4
00:00:09,633 --> 00:00:11,501
Right, Rocket?

5
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Ho-ho! I don't know what daddy
Thanos taught you, Gamora,

6
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but there's a line decent
beings don't cross.

7
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You can't make us! It's...

8
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Ready!

9
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W'kerian slug-roach casserole.

10
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Ugh... The entrails have,
of course, been included.

11
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Now, who would like
to break the crust?

12
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I am Groot.

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Groot's right. I mean, it...

14
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It's just too pretty
to serve, Drax.

15
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We should probably just enjoy
it visually for a while.

16
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Perhaps.

17
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This dish was my wife's
greatest culinary work.

18
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She was truly a wonderful cook.
Shh.

19
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And I will eviscerate
anyone who says otherwise.

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Eh, naturally.

21
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Huh?

22
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Yes! I mean, oh, no time to eat.
Under attack. Gotta run.

23
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I thought you said

24
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the CryptoCube's path took
us through empty space.

25
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Ha! Empty space is
what's attacking us.

26
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Wait. How is empty
space attacking us?

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Engines hit.

28
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We're losing power.

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On it.

30
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Quill, I think you're right.

31
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Empty space is attacking us.

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Thank you.

33
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What? Why do you
think I'm right?

34
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Because those aren't meteors.

35
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They're ships... Crushed ships.

36
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Uh, what could crush
a ship like that?

37
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The same thing
that's crushing us.

38
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Hang on!

39
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Where'd your stupid map
lead us this time, Quill?

40
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Hey, I'm under a lot
of pressure here.

41
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So is our krutakin' ship!

42
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We're in a gravity storm.

43
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These areas of super-dense space
are Nebula's favorite traps.

44
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Her ships can move
through safely.

45
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Her victims' ships
weren't so lucky.

46
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We gotta get out of here.

47
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What do you think I... Whoa!

48
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Rocket, squeeze yourself
into the cockpit

49
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and fly us out of here.

50
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Drax, jettison the food.

51
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Why would that help?

52
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There's no time!

53
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Hang onto your hides!

54
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Yeah.

55
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That the best you've
got, gravity storm?

56
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Eh, the phrase you're
looking for is,

57
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"You're an awesome
pilot, Rocket."

58
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You're a small pilot.
It's not the same thing.

59
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Now, let's see how big this
gravity storm actually is.

60
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The cosmic seed energy reading is
on the other side of that storm.

61
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It'll take months
to get around it.

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Years.

63
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It'd be like circling
around 1,000 solar systems.

64
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You said Nebula could
get through the storms.

65
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We'll just use whatever she did.

66
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Is your entire
species this stupid?

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You need a repulsar field
generator to do that.

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The only place you could
even maybe get one is...

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Knowhere. Finest hideout/severed
head in the galaxy.

70
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Hey, Cosmo, what's shaking?

71
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Besides your tail.

72
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Uh, is good joke,
as Cosmo is dog.

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But in serious,

74
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Cosmo knows Peter Quill, who
is also called Star-Lord,

75
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needs to get around
gravity storm.

76
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But continuum cortex teleportation
system is still down.

77
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Stop reading minds, you mutt.

78
00:04:06,119 --> 00:04:08,153
Nobody likes a psychic snoop.

79
00:04:08,154 --> 00:04:13,125
And yet Cosmo thinks Vermin
will like this snooping.

80
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Is one person in Knowhere
with repulsar generator.

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Only problem...

82
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That one person would be me.

83
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The Collector! Hey!

84
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You're not still
mad at us, right?

85
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Old buddy? Old pal?

86
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Huh?

87
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Because you broke our agreement,

88
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stole my property, or destroyed one
of my most priceless archives?

89
00:04:34,547 --> 00:04:38,150
Now, come... Hey, we've all
said, done, and blown up things

90
00:04:38,151 --> 00:04:39,318
we wish we hadn't,

91
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but that doesn't mean
we can't do business.

92
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How much for the generator?

93
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It is not for sale.

94
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However...

95
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What reeks?

96
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There is one task I have
been loathe to undertake.

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If you did it for me,

98
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I could loan you my generator.

99
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You want us to
transport statues?

100
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Not statues. Moombas.

101
00:05:05,478 --> 00:05:07,513
Huh?

102
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I am Groot. I am Groot!

103
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Don't eat my friends.

104
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Disgusting. Get back in the
cargo bay where you belong.

105
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Oh, gross, it got in my mouth.
Ew.

106
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Little help, Drax.

107
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Drax?

108
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Why did it have to be moombas?

109
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Thanks for nothing, Drax.

110
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What, big, bad destroyer
scared of livestock?

111
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I am not scared.

112
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I am appropriately cautious
around dangerous beasts.

113
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As a young warrior,

114
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I was attacked by a moomba herd.

115
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They came out of nowhere.

116
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And it is my intention

117
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to remove them from Knowhere.

118
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They are a present
for my brother.

119
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I need them brought to
Conjunction in two days.

120
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Conjunction?

121
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We ain't exactly welcome back on
that neon-lit gaming planetoid.

122
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But if it means getting a repulsar
generator, we will gladly do it.

123
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It is such a garish little world.
Is it not?

124
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But with a name like
the Grandmaster,

125
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my brother is a little
garish himself.

126
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Your brother is the Grandmaster?

127
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Ridiculous title, I know,

128
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but family is family.

129
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Just drop the moombas in
front of that statue of his,

130
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and I will take
care of the rest.

131
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Oh, and do not feed the
moombas anything but grass.

132
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Things can get a bit...

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Messy.

134
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<i>Messy?</i>

135
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<i>Great job, Quill.</i>

136
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<i>You just signed us up for
the smelliest, grossest,</i>

137
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<i>most boring job in the galaxy,</i>

138
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<i>and all so one guy
who tried to kill us</i>

139
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<i>can get a present from his brother,
who also tried to kill us.</i>

140
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Yeah, but the Collector
threw in this cowboy hat,

141
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so yee-ha!

142
00:07:01,227 --> 00:07:03,529
That hat resembles
neither a cow nor a boy.

143
00:07:03,530 --> 00:07:06,131
And repeating that phrase
does not change the fact that

144
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moombas cannot be trusted.

145
00:07:07,333 --> 00:07:09,234
<i>I am Groot. I am Groot!</i>

146
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Whoa, guys, get down here.

147
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<i>Now!</i>

148
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Actually, we have
a bigger problem.

149
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<i>Okay, Quill, pull it over.</i>

150
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Relax. It's just Nova Corps.

151
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We're not doing
anything illegal.

152
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Everybody just stay cool.

153
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What purpose will it serve
to lower the temperature?

154
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Rhomann Dey?

155
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Oh, man, you know,
I haven't seen you

156
00:07:32,325 --> 00:07:35,561
since I saved your family
and your entire planet.

157
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Which is why I was confused

158
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when the Corps got a tip that
you'd stolen a dozen moombas

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from a local sanctuary.

160
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Care to explain, Quill?

161
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Moombas?

162
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What are moombas?

163
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<i>That would be the animals currently
flying alongside your ship.</i>

164
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Hey, how did they
get off the ship?

165
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Not that they were ever on.

166
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That's what I was
trying to tell you.

167
00:08:00,420 --> 00:08:03,322
Sorry, Quill, but I'm gonna have
to put you all under arrest

168
00:08:03,323 --> 00:08:06,391
for trafficking in
endangered animals.

169
00:08:06,392 --> 00:08:09,328
It is we who are in danger.
Observe the moombas.

170
00:08:09,329 --> 00:08:11,530
What's so dangerous
about a light show?

171
00:08:11,531 --> 00:08:14,566
Oh, I don't know. Maybe
when it turns into this?

172
00:08:20,306 --> 00:08:22,374
Quill, what's happening?

173
00:08:22,375 --> 00:08:26,311
Offhand, I'd say we're being
sucked into a weird portal thingy.

174
00:08:30,350 --> 00:08:32,451
I told you moombas
cannot be trusted.

175
00:08:32,452 --> 00:08:34,319
They will destroy us all.

176
00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:36,488
You know what, Drax? I'm
starting to believe you.

177
00:08:37,257 --> 00:08:38,257
Huh?

178
00:08:40,977 --> 00:08:42,911
Milano, correct your course.

179
00:08:42,912 --> 00:08:45,080
Do not enter that portal.

180
00:08:45,081 --> 00:08:48,250
You think I want to go in there?

181
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I don't think we've
got much of a choice.

182
00:09:00,263 --> 00:09:03,031
Okay, what just happened?

183
00:09:03,032 --> 00:09:05,234
I warned you moombas can
appear out of nowhere.

184
00:09:05,235 --> 00:09:08,303
Moombas have always been said
to travel vast distances.

185
00:09:08,304 --> 00:09:10,138
I think we just found
out how they do it.

186
00:09:11,207 --> 00:09:12,908
You got that right.

187
00:09:12,909 --> 00:09:15,143
We're 1,000 light years
closer to Conjunction.

188
00:09:15,144 --> 00:09:17,880
Looks like the moombas are
headed down to that moon.

189
00:09:17,881 --> 00:09:19,081
Two words,

190
00:09:19,082 --> 00:09:20,949
cook-out.

191
00:09:22,886 --> 00:09:25,287
Yeah, sitting in dirt
near a lame-o heat source

192
00:09:25,288 --> 00:09:27,956
is everyone's dream.

193
00:09:27,957 --> 00:09:29,858
Uh, just think.

194
00:09:29,859 --> 00:09:31,960
All my life I dreamed
of being a cowboy,

195
00:09:31,961 --> 00:09:34,196
and all I had to do was
get abducted by aliens.

196
00:09:37,166 --> 00:09:39,134
And now we shall feast

197
00:09:39,135 --> 00:09:41,203
as the warriors of old did.

198
00:09:41,204 --> 00:09:44,039
That's not moomba, is it?

199
00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:47,910
I would never ingest such
treacherous animals.

200
00:09:47,911 --> 00:09:51,179
They'd likely poison their own flesh
just to spite their predators.

201
00:09:51,180 --> 00:09:53,181
I am on to your tactics.

202
00:09:56,152 --> 00:09:58,053
How about an old
Earth tradition?

203
00:09:58,054 --> 00:09:59,888
Singing round the campfire.

204
00:09:59,889 --> 00:10:02,124
Uh, where did you...
Came with the hat.

205
00:10:02,125 --> 00:10:04,860
Now, this song is a
ritual among my people,

206
00:10:04,861 --> 00:10:08,115
passed down during mass gatherings
of youth during the warmer climates.

207
00:10:08,197 --> 00:10:11,366
<i>♪ Well... ♪</i>

208
00:10:11,367 --> 00:10:14,236
<i>♪ A-great green gobs of
greasy grimy gopher guts ♪</i>

209
00:10:14,237 --> 00:10:15,337
<i>♪ Mutilated monkey meat ♪</i>

210
00:10:15,338 --> 00:10:17,940
<i>♪ Little birdy's bloody feet ♪</i>

211
00:10:19,075 --> 00:10:23,211
Are you comparing my food
to this inedible dish?

212
00:10:23,212 --> 00:10:25,147
What? No.

213
00:10:25,148 --> 00:10:27,049
Everyone loves your food.

214
00:10:38,094 --> 00:10:40,095
I just remembered another
Earth tradition.

215
00:10:48,404 --> 00:10:50,272
Oh, it tastes worse
on the way out.

216
00:10:50,273 --> 00:10:52,908
Hmm, unusual custom.

217
00:10:57,380 --> 00:10:59,014
Look over there!

218
00:11:00,216 --> 00:11:01,984
Well, I'm stuffed.

219
00:11:01,985 --> 00:11:05,153
Rocket, they're not supposed
to eat anything but grass.

220
00:11:05,154 --> 00:11:08,123
No, no! Ugh! No!

221
00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:14,129
Moombas have been plotting
against us this entire time,

222
00:11:14,130 --> 00:11:16,064
and you mock me.

223
00:11:23,106 --> 00:11:24,106
Huh?

224
00:11:24,974 --> 00:11:26,174
Check this out.

225
00:11:26,175 --> 00:11:28,910
The moombas have been injected
with an explosive compound,

226
00:11:28,911 --> 00:11:31,313
but it only reacts to a
certain kind of protein.

227
00:11:31,314 --> 00:11:33,148
Don't eat meat, no problem.

228
00:11:33,149 --> 00:11:34,316
But if they do...

229
00:11:34,317 --> 00:11:37,252
Then the moombas are boombas!

230
00:11:37,253 --> 00:11:39,221
Ha! I can't believe I
didn't think of it myself.

231
00:11:39,222 --> 00:11:41,223
These things could
take out a small moon.

232
00:11:41,224 --> 00:11:44,226
Or an artificial planetoid,
like Conjunction.

233
00:11:44,227 --> 00:11:46,028
Got this off the alpha moomba.

234
00:11:48,297 --> 00:11:50,198
<i>Greetings, dear brother...</i>

235
00:11:50,199 --> 00:11:53,001
<i>Or what is left of you.</i>

236
00:11:53,002 --> 00:11:54,903
<i>And, oh, yes...</i>

237
00:11:54,904 --> 00:11:56,304
<i>I win.</i>

238
00:11:57,373 --> 00:11:59,941
The Collector was playing us.

239
00:11:59,942 --> 00:12:02,782
He was going to blow up his brother
even if it meant taking us with him.

240
00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,179
And you're surprised?

241
00:12:04,180 --> 00:12:07,282
Let's get out of here while we still
only have one boomba to deal with.

242
00:12:07,283 --> 00:12:12,220
Yeah. About that.

243
00:12:12,221 --> 00:12:14,056
We need to drive the
herd into space,

244
00:12:14,057 --> 00:12:17,125
where they won't
do so much damage.

245
00:12:17,126 --> 00:12:20,028
I will continue to monitor
the perimeter from the ship.

246
00:12:20,029 --> 00:12:22,898
Ha-ha! Ravagers, come on!

247
00:12:22,899 --> 00:12:25,033
Hey!

248
00:12:25,034 --> 00:12:28,036
Well, nice hat you got there.

249
00:12:30,106 --> 00:12:32,140
Yondu? What are you doing here?

250
00:12:36,312 --> 00:12:38,146
What's it look like, boy-o?

251
00:12:38,147 --> 00:12:40,248
We're taking your moombas.

252
00:12:42,952 --> 00:12:46,955
Yeah, lots of luck getting these
things to go where they don't want to.

253
00:12:46,956 --> 00:12:49,124
Already got that one
figured out, boy-o.

254
00:12:57,266 --> 00:13:01,937
Yondu, wait. The moombas,
they're gonna explode.

255
00:13:01,938 --> 00:13:04,139
Why else would we want them?

256
00:13:04,140 --> 00:13:05,974
The Collector and
the Grandmaster

257
00:13:05,975 --> 00:13:08,243
have been trying to off
each other for years.

258
00:13:08,244 --> 00:13:11,146
That's why Grandmaster's got
us taking these moombas

259
00:13:11,147 --> 00:13:13,081
back to his brother on Knowhere,

260
00:13:13,082 --> 00:13:15,917
to blow him up instead.

261
00:13:15,918 --> 00:13:17,478
If you want to blow
up Knowhere, Yondu,

262
00:13:17,502 --> 00:13:19,370
then you'll have to
blow me up with it.

263
00:13:24,994 --> 00:13:26,962
Gonna miss you, boy-o.

264
00:13:26,963 --> 00:13:27,963
Yondu...

265
00:13:28,364 --> 00:13:30,165
I'm serious. Yondu!

266
00:13:36,172 --> 00:13:37,239
I am Groot.

267
00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:38,907
GAMORA AND Quill!

268
00:13:43,169 --> 00:13:45,403
Curse you, foul moombas!

269
00:13:45,404 --> 00:13:49,074
I swear to you, Peter
Quill will be avenged.

270
00:13:49,075 --> 00:13:52,782
- Save the speech. Quill's alive.
- But not for much longer,

271
00:13:52,817 --> 00:13:54,497
with those moombas set
to blow up Knowhere.

272
00:13:58,284 --> 00:14:00,185
Fall back. He means to attack.

273
00:14:02,054 --> 00:14:05,156
Ech, of course, the
friendly ones stay.

274
00:14:05,157 --> 00:14:06,357
No, this is good.

275
00:14:06,358 --> 00:14:08,126
We can use this one
to generate a portal

276
00:14:08,127 --> 00:14:09,961
and catch up with the
rest of the herd.

277
00:14:15,935 --> 00:14:17,368
I am not in favor of this plan.

278
00:14:17,369 --> 00:14:19,070
I am Groot.

279
00:14:19,071 --> 00:14:20,972
What do you mean,
make an antidote?

280
00:14:20,973 --> 00:14:22,273
Antidotes don't grow on trees.

281
00:14:23,242 --> 00:14:25,310
Or do they?

282
00:14:25,311 --> 00:14:29,180
Drax, keep Bessie corralled while
we cook up a cure for the booms.

283
00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:33,284
I'm less in favor
of this plan...

284
00:14:54,273 --> 00:14:55,306
Ha!

285
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:09,921
Huh?

286
00:15:12,925 --> 00:15:14,225
I lived. I lived!

287
00:15:14,226 --> 00:15:16,161
Nice job, Drax.

288
00:15:16,162 --> 00:15:19,898
Now, let's see if we can't do the
same for the folks on Knowhere.

289
00:15:19,899 --> 00:15:21,166
Take cover!

290
00:15:23,936 --> 00:15:27,105
Ew. Disgusting.

291
00:15:27,106 --> 00:15:29,908
But, and I never thought
I'd be happy to say this,

292
00:15:29,909 --> 00:15:31,109
it didn't blow up.

293
00:15:31,110 --> 00:15:32,944
Now, let's ride!

294
00:15:34,346 --> 00:15:36,147
Hyah.

295
00:15:36,148 --> 00:15:38,917
Hey, I said let's ride. Go.

296
00:15:38,918 --> 00:15:41,319
Come on, you krutakin' flarg!

297
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,221
I am Drax the Destroyer,

298
00:15:43,222 --> 00:15:45,256
and I will not let
innocents perish

299
00:15:45,257 --> 00:15:46,357
because of my fear.

300
00:15:47,326 --> 00:15:50,128
Okay, fine. You drive.

301
00:15:50,129 --> 00:15:51,996
Hi-yo, moomba.

302
00:15:56,435 --> 00:15:58,002
Element blaster.

303
00:15:58,003 --> 00:16:00,038
Okay, that's embarrassing.

304
00:16:04,009 --> 00:16:05,176
Ah!

305
00:16:05,177 --> 00:16:07,212
Oh, I was totally
going to say that.

306
00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:10,315
Ravagers, get that moomba.

307
00:16:16,121 --> 00:16:18,256
First you must
catch that moomba.

308
00:16:18,257 --> 00:16:20,258
Who's going to catch me?

309
00:16:22,294 --> 00:16:24,028
Thanks, bud.

310
00:16:24,029 --> 00:16:26,931
Uh, much as I hate to say it,
let's diffuse some bombs.

311
00:16:40,946 --> 00:16:43,181
It's all right. Totally got
this one under control.

312
00:16:49,121 --> 00:16:50,221
Forget something?

313
00:16:50,222 --> 00:16:52,056
I also had a hat.

314
00:16:52,057 --> 00:16:54,025
And you'll have to
fight Drax for it.

315
00:17:13,212 --> 00:17:15,113
Howdy, part-en-er.

316
00:17:15,114 --> 00:17:18,249
How you say, "Cavalry
has arrived"?

317
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:22,020
Since when does one telepathic
fleabag count as cavalry?

318
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:28,026
Eh, show off.

319
00:17:31,096 --> 00:17:32,130
Freeze!

320
00:17:36,201 --> 00:17:38,903
The first person
to move or whistle

321
00:17:38,904 --> 00:17:42,206
gets blasted back to their
home planet. Got it?

322
00:17:42,207 --> 00:17:46,210
Well, who says you can't find
a corpsman when you need one?

323
00:17:46,211 --> 00:17:50,181
Me and my Ravagers were just
returning these here stolen animals

324
00:17:50,182 --> 00:17:51,983
back to their rightful owner

325
00:17:51,984 --> 00:17:55,153
when these scruffy
ne'er-do-wells attacked.

326
00:17:55,154 --> 00:17:57,255
Hey, you attacked first.

327
00:17:57,256 --> 00:17:59,090
And I am not scruffy.

328
00:17:59,091 --> 00:18:01,092
Is true, Colonel. Quill was...

329
00:18:01,093 --> 00:18:02,961
Transporting moombas,

330
00:18:02,962 --> 00:18:06,030
which are illegal to own
in the first place.

331
00:18:06,031 --> 00:18:08,032
Why do none of you
remember that?

332
00:18:08,033 --> 00:18:11,069
Who did you say these
animals belonged to again?

333
00:18:12,972 --> 00:18:14,939
<i>The Collector.</i>

334
00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:18,443
Mr. Collector, it would
appear that I have some of

335
00:18:18,444 --> 00:18:21,946
your very illegal property,
as in one dozen moombas.

336
00:18:21,947 --> 00:18:23,214
<i>Moombas?</i>

337
00:18:23,215 --> 00:18:25,049
<i>I am sorry, corpsman,</i>

338
00:18:25,050 --> 00:18:27,018
<i>but while moombas are rare,</i>

339
00:18:27,019 --> 00:18:29,354
<i>they are hardly
rare enough for me.</i>

340
00:18:29,355 --> 00:18:31,189
He hired us to take
them to Conjunction

341
00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:33,430
so he could blow up his brother
with their explosive cud.

342
00:18:37,296 --> 00:18:41,232
Uh, Quill, explosive
spitballs heading your way.

343
00:18:41,233 --> 00:18:42,367
Say what?

344
00:18:42,368 --> 00:18:46,070
Is true. Cosmo read
Collector's mind.

345
00:18:46,071 --> 00:18:48,239
<i>These two terrans
are obviously lying</i>

346
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,074
<i>to protect one another.</i>

347
00:18:51,176 --> 00:18:52,377
Well...

348
00:18:59,118 --> 00:19:02,286
Well, I ain't one to look a
gift getaway in the mouth.

349
00:19:02,287 --> 00:19:04,188
Ravagers, let's ride.

350
00:19:09,261 --> 00:19:11,162
<i>I am, uh...</i>

351
00:19:11,163 --> 00:19:16,067
<i>I am sorry, corpsman. I
seem to be experiencing...</i>

352
00:19:16,068 --> 00:19:18,169
Corpsmen, get the Ravagers!

353
00:19:18,170 --> 00:19:19,170
Go!

354
00:19:22,341 --> 00:19:24,208
Dey, we have an antidote.

355
00:19:24,209 --> 00:19:27,245
Come on, Dey. We're the
Guardians of the Galaxy.

356
00:19:27,246 --> 00:19:29,080
I am Groot.

357
00:19:29,081 --> 00:19:31,916
We can find some space cow
statue thingies a good home.

358
00:19:36,255 --> 00:19:38,156
That isn't exactly procedure.

359
00:19:38,157 --> 00:19:39,991
<i>Shields at 40%.</i>

360
00:19:39,992 --> 00:19:42,960
Look, give me your
word they'll be safe,

361
00:19:42,961 --> 00:19:44,028
and you can go.

362
00:19:44,029 --> 00:19:46,064
You got it, partner.

363
00:19:50,402 --> 00:19:53,104
What exactly do
you have in mind?

364
00:19:53,105 --> 00:19:54,205
You'll see...

365
00:19:54,206 --> 00:19:56,140
As soon as I get my hat back.

366
00:19:58,010 --> 00:19:59,277
You got it, partner.

367
00:20:04,016 --> 00:20:06,117
Approaching the gravity storm.

368
00:20:06,118 --> 00:20:07,985
Drax, it's up to you.

369
00:20:09,088 --> 00:20:11,022
It is up to us.

370
00:20:12,291 --> 00:20:13,925
Now, my new friends,

371
00:20:13,926 --> 00:20:16,227
Drax the Destroyer bids
you to lead the way.

372
00:20:27,306 --> 00:20:31,209
Huh, using the moombas to get
us through the gravity storm.

373
00:20:31,210 --> 00:20:34,212
You actually had a
good idea, partner.

374
00:20:34,213 --> 00:20:36,347
Now, assuming this
treasure map X

375
00:20:36,348 --> 00:20:38,382
is finally marking the spot,

376
00:20:38,383 --> 00:20:40,351
let's go find us a cosmic seed.

377
00:20:42,054 --> 00:20:43,287
Oh, Drax.

378
00:20:43,288 --> 00:20:45,123
Dude, you got a really big head.

379
00:20:52,030 --> 00:20:54,432
Of course, it's not here.

380
00:20:54,433 --> 00:20:57,034
At least we know
where we head next.

381
00:20:57,035 --> 00:20:59,437
Plus the moombas found
themselves an isolated planet,

382
00:20:59,438 --> 00:21:03,040
with plenty of cosmic
seed-grown grazing land.

383
00:21:03,041 --> 00:21:04,342
They will be safe here.

384
00:21:04,343 --> 00:21:06,110
You saved a noble species.

385
00:21:06,111 --> 00:21:09,147
Noble ain't the word
that's springing to mind.

386
00:21:09,148 --> 00:21:11,983
Go on. Get off. Go!

387
00:21:11,984 --> 00:21:13,951
Or I'll... I'll
blow you up myself.

388
00:21:18,323 --> 00:21:20,024
I am Groot?

389
00:21:20,025 --> 00:21:23,127
I was not crying.

390
00:21:23,128 --> 00:21:26,130
Nor was I.

391
00:21:26,131 --> 00:21:28,199
Now, who is ready to eat?

392
00:21:29,301 --> 00:21:30,334
<i>Not me!</i>